Mrs. O’Hara paused. “Anyway, if you start to see the ponds, you’ve taken the wrong road. Do not get that road. Of a kilometer -’tis kilometers we use here now, you know. Kilometers are faster than miles, nevertheless the interesting issue is that you don’t make it happen any faster. Anyhow – before that path, there’s a turn to the remaining – get that, and the tennis class is down there. Have you men visited these areas before?”
“No. No. We’ve maybe not, even though I positive do love it. My grandfather emigrated from here years ago. I remember sitting on his knee and telling me concerning the beautiful Irish persons and countryside. He never explained about the fantastic Irish tennis classes you have.” “Ah, the only things strolling the area in days past were the sheep. Down you move now, males and par for putt or anything you people do. And brain the hydrant on the road out.”
“Oops, sorry, that is my energy at Tiger Woods humor.” “That is a touch wet, Mrs. O’Hara, that’s a bit damp,” reacted the smiling Hank. “Properly, aren’t you the intelligent one today, Mr. Devlin? I should write that down and state it to my next guests,” Mrs. O’Hara claimed with glee. What Do I Want My Attitude To Be?
“It’s an interesting sport that golf. My daughter Patrick Jordan says they have titles for each tennis hole down at the tennis class – titles like Bright Sox and Wrigley, gift of gab while he claims this one is a waste of time for some reason. Where do they get titles like this from? Well, today down you get and watch out for sheep on the road. When you are nearby the tennis program, they could wait you. But as my late husband, Jordan Patrick said when points go wrong -‘What do I would like my attitude to be?’ ”
“Hello Patrick Jordan? Morning. Fast one for you. I have only had a couple of guests going off to the golf course. Are you from the area right now? Good. Good. Look they’ll be planning by your place in about 10 minutes. Set a few lamb out on the road for them. Let them have a little old Ireland.”
“Oh now Daughter, you are one that told me concerning this Brand Experience thing. That it will help people overcome the recession. Those men got trying to find the previous Ireland. Aran sweaters. Friendly people. Crazy directions.” “And what’s with the lamb, Mom? That might cause them to become late because of their golf.” “Lamb? This is the included value son which you inform me must continually be provided. And if they get a little anxious about being late, just tell them to remember that great question when points get slightly wrong.”